August 29, 2008

What Have you Heard About: Michelle Obama?

Wife of Barack Hussein Obama, Democratic Candidate.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Rumor has it that Michelle Obama will divorce her husband if he loses the election.

Anonymous said...

Worried About Lipstick backlash ...
Michelle Obama is going all natural, no make-up to avoid any further controversy.

Anonymous said...

Michelle Obama has been in secret talks with Janet Napolitano, Governor of Arizona on behalf of her husband ...
Obama wants Napolitano to head up the Dept. of the Interior once he is elected.

Anonymous said...

Rumor has it that Michelle Obama had the Liberals on the TV Show, 'The View' to drive off the sole republican / conservative Elisabeth Hasselbeck.

Anonymous said...

Barack Hussein Obama confesses to cheating on Michelle in a Muslim Harem in Kenya.

Anonymous said...

Rumors are flying now.......
It is reported that when Obama wins, Sara Palin's husband will send Michelle a Grizzly Bear Skin Rug, and 50-pounds of bananas.